Blonde Jokes make me laugh so hard..

Hey guys.. I don't feel so good lately, probably of something that I ate or whatsoever..

14/05/09, Thursday:

the worst moment I had heheheI looked so pale, I went to the toilet many times.. and went home at 4pmFelt like I'm loosing so much blood that day hahaha lamah badan berabis.. My paretns asked me to go home early but I can't. My boss needed my help at the same time toomy parents warn me not to eat / take spicy food anymore urmm.. just for a temporary, tkut my gastric dtg lagi plus my tummy selalu aching~So sad~ I love spicy foods.. I envy to those people who are eating spicy foods right now hehehe I love chilies... haha and masa ani sliur kn mkn pedas2 and mkn ampalamowh speaking of sambal and masam2 ani, I have to tahan jua- sal I kurang Darah.. wonder if I'm Anemia (kurang darah merah) or Leukopenia (kurang darah putih)

20/05/09, Wednesday:

I went home early at 1130am, coz I'm having my -bad-timing- moment hehehe if you know what I meanI felt so weak, my mind and my body are weaker than myself walking there and here hehe the difficulities I had is when I was driving home, My eyes are tired (sleepy) my tummy aching, myself lamah berabis. I can't drive concentrately and that moment I could have just fall asleep and ....*gulp* jopalis~Lucky, I arrived home safely. I went straight to my room, changes my clothes, take off this and that then fell to my bed and try to get some sleep which I can't~ my tummy sakit berabis, mcm kna cucuk2 wa.. so I forced myself to sleep.I heard my dad opened my door and shouted me "eh.. aher sudah eh.. inda ko kraja kah???" and I was like.. "ah? urghhh" my lips are dried up, I can't even get myself up. I told him that I'm sick leave..and lucky, there was no class jua hurayy hehehe

21/05/09, Thursday:

and today, back to normal.... not! Once I arrived in the office this morning.. my tummy aching lagi~ tpi inda plang worst....So, anyway guys.. I love reading Blonde Jokes Hope you guys are all well..and enjoy reading 'em

Blonde Car Accident

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.The blonde started laughing.This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.This time the blonde laughed even harder.Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat

Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

Question and Answer

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?

A: She drowns it.

Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?

A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Your kid has been kidnapped

A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.

She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

..there are more actually, but can just google 'em up yourself hehehehave a nice day everyone~